Thursday, July 09, 2015

I was a little boy in Ottawa, Illinois when the Civil War Centennial began. Stores started selling Civil War hats, but by the time we got there, the blue hats were all sold out. Nobody wanted a gray hat, so by default, Peter and I became rebels. Tommy Dodd bought his hat the next day, so he was a rebel, too. It was always Peter, Tommy Dodd, and me against everybody else when we had battles, and we put up a good fight. I went around chalking on the sidewalks, THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!, somewhat to the consternation of our neighbors. For a second grader, I even had some pretty good ideas about State’s Rights.
After the Centennial, living in another state, the rebel hat long outgrown, I became aware of the Civil Rights movement. The meaning of the rebel flag was crystal clear to everybody in America at that time. It was the flag Governor Wallace flew in his fight for segregation and inequality based on skin color. It was the flag people warped by hate flew to keep negroes from getting educated. It was the flag the KKK flew in their marches, in their cross burnings, and in their lynchings. On both sides of the Civil Rights movement, there was no doubt in anybody’s mind that the rebel flag stood for segregation, persecution of negroes, inequality, and hate.
In recent years, there has been a lot of sophistry about southern heritage, that the flag stood for state’s rights and not slavery, and a general rewriting of an embarrassing history. I don’t care about any of that. In my experience, the rebel flag stands for Governor Wallace, the KKK, lynching, “keeping the negroes in their place,” “not letting the negroes get uppity,” and a hateful cast of mind.
The soldiers who flew the rebel flag in battle fought against the Declaration of Independence, against the Constitution, against the Bill of Rights, and against the government of the United States. Some people today like to burn the American flag; this is despicable and childlike, but it is nothing compared to taking up arms to fight against Old Glory. The Stars and Bars is a conquered flag. It is time to take that rag down. If you want to fly it in reenactments and historical drama, go ahead, it is the flag of defeat and hate, so everybody should be reminded of the nation’s dreadful past.
My heart is warmed by South Carolina’s decision to take down the flag. Never again may it wave.

Tuesday, July 07, 2015

When I was in college, I found two records of really funny comedy. Yeah, records, black vinyl, Taiwan pirates for NT$12 each. The pirates were legal then, early 1970s. I bought them, one Bill Cosby and the other Cheech and Chong. After a day working on Chinese philosophy and etymology, I’d put on my headphones and laugh myself silly, even though I listened to each dozens of times. American humor is still a closed book to the Chinese mind now, how much more so then. I translated some of the really good parts into Chinese for friends, and would always get this blank stare. I’m pretty inured to it by now.
Bill Cosby was a crack-up, nice guy, a bit iconoclastic, nothing extreme. In later days, long after I had worn out the records and the stereo, I heard that he was a famous father figure, a moral figure, but good luck trying to find any of his stuff in Taiwan.
In recent years, nasty stories about him have been floating around. Is that possible? Could Bill Cosby have raped women? It’s the sort of thing you just hope isn’t true.
Now the story is out. Bill Cosby raped women for decades. The only thing worse than being raped would be having to know the rapist was lauded as a moral figure.
I am glad his victims are finally getting justice. But why couldn’t he have just been a nice guy? He made so many people happy, including a college boy alone in his room laughing at jokes very few other people in the country thought were funny. He was so good at making people laugh, why did he have to go and make other people miserable?


Sunday, July 05, 2015

This is good to remember. Keep working.
“A popular government without popular information, or the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to a Farce or a Tragedy; or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance. And a people who mean to be their own Governors must arm themselves with the Power that knowledge gives”
-James Madison, 1822

Saturday, July 04, 2015

Happy Fourth of July, everybody. I would like to remind you of the date of this celebration. Once my father got an announcement at work saying, The Fourth of July falls on July 4th this year…. okay, can’t argue with that….
Years ago, around 1965, my brother got a part-time job shooting off fireworks at the Rose Bowl. He’d come home after work with bags of fireworks. Some of them were real heavy duty stuff. He said they told him to take the fireworks home to test for them. We never got around to wondering why they entrusted a high school student with the testing, and at home....

Friday, July 03, 2015

Sad news. In their constant struggle to make the world as ugly as their hearts, the IS has destroyed the two thousand year old Lion of Allat at Palmyra.
They may be able to display their self-hatred by breaking up a piece of art, but they will never, can never smother the human art instinct. One piece may be broken, but a thousand more are springing up in its place.
What an awful existence it must be to be to live blind to beauty, creativity, and joy!

Saturday, June 27, 2015

The Supreme Court has decided in favor of same sex marriage. No matter where you stand on this issue, you cannot help being bemused by the reaction of presidential candidate Bobby Jindal, who called for dissolving the Supreme Court. If he has so little respect for democracy and the Constitution that he suggests removing one of the three branches of government simply because they make a decision he personally doesn’t like, he has proved that he is unqualified for public office.
Rest assured that Sarah Palin will subject the nation to another bout of her barely comprehensible moralizing. We can also be pretty sure that her daughter, pregnant for the second time, never married, not only is uninterested in homosexuality, but she doesn’t even bother with the institution of marriage. Go at ‘em, Sarah, somebody may be listening, but not I.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Where is His Majesty Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico when we need him? Seems a lot better than most of the candidates floating around nowadays.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

The almost obscene spectacle of Donald T Rump once again announcing his candidacy for President (cheered on by an audience, US$50 the head) contained a very intriguing bit of information. Candidate Rump asked, When has the United States ever beaten Japan at anything. Intriguing. You might expect a candidate for the highest office in the land to know a little bit about American history, and I would like to ask him if he knows what the abbreviation WWII means. 

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

A great day for Taiwan, almost too good to be true! Mickey D is selling off their burger hells in Taiwan.
To protect the people’s health, the ROC government did not permit foreign junk food to enter, until President Reagan used his executive powers to force them in, along with American cigarettes and liquor. Maybe you can guess who donated to his campaign.
LINK

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Rachel Dolezal, head of a local NAACP chapter, has been outed as being white. LINK I have not been following the news closely, but am amused at the new ‘passing.’ Black people used to try to pass as white, and now white people are trying to pass as black. Okee-dokee, the first question is, does the NCAAP require that only African-Americans hold office? If not, then why should we be concerned? Second, in the short interview I saw, I felt her parents came across as very reasonable and fair (I know you have been losing sleep wondering what I thought about that vital issue.) Third, in this day and age when people may attempt to choose whether they are male, female, none of the above, or all of the above, maybe it’s no big deal if somebody tries to choose their race. Or species, why not? Heck, me, I’ve been identifying as a gorilla for decades, I mean, that’s the true, essential me.

Tuesday, June 09, 2015

明‧笑林
一武官出征,將敗,忽有神兵助陣,反大勝。官叩頭請神姓名,神曰,「我是堵子神」(案:堵子,靶也;堵子神就是靶神)。官曰,「小將何德,敢勞堵子尊神見救?」答曰,「感汝平昔在教場,從不曾一箭傷我。」
A story from the Ming dynasty, about 15th century.
A general led his troops to battle, and was facing defeat, when suddenly a god appeared and brought his troops into battle and won a great victory. The general kowtowed and asked the god’s name. The god said, “I am the God of the Target.” The general asked, “What virtue have I that I dare bother the venerated God of the Target for help?” The god answered, “I am grateful to you, because in all your time on the archery range, you have never hurt me with a single arrow.”

Sunday, June 07, 2015

Spanish horsemen love their horses so much that they even carry riding equipment with them in modern conveyances. Airlines have had a problem with this, so the flight crew may insist that the Spaniard release his gear. This is the origin of the noted statement that the rein in Spain falls mainly on the plane.

Saturday, June 06, 2015

Spanish horsemen hold on to their horses very tightly in the mountains, and then loosen their grip when they reach flat land. This is the origin of the noted statement that the rein in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
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Saturday, May 30, 2015

A: Yesterday when I walked by Madame Olga’s Psychic Tearoom, I saw her sitting there smiling, so I went in and punched her.
B: Why did you do that?
A: My teacher told me you should always try to strike a happy medium. 

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Q: What did the captive say when the Aztec priest came with an obsidian knife?

A: “He’s a man after my own heart.”

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

這張照片會勾起很多人的回憶----the wrapper from a pack of ROC military cigarettes, roughy 1980.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Langalje 排灣連杯 joined cups, Paiwan tribe; 臺灣櫸木Taiwan zelkova zelkova formosana

Thursday, May 21, 2015

As I mentioned, in Waco, Texas, hundreds of bikers (tattooed fat guys in black Ts, jeans, and colors) were determined to protect their lifestyle and what they see as their freedom, by violence if necessary. They are certainly accustomed to violence.
Forewarned, eighteen local police and four state troopers were on hand. As five biker clubs gathered, friction was inevitable, fighting broke out, and in five minutes the party was over, with nine bikers were dead and 170 arrested. Police killed at least four of the dead. Fortunately, no innocent bystanders were harmed.
Recently )HERE( I discussed guns and freedom. Yes, yes, yes, we know you think you need guns to protect your freedom, but nobody has explained to me how guns protect freedom. If someone is attacking you and you have no brighter method, you may shoot the attacker to protect yourself. If someone is “taking away your freedom,” who do you shoot to protect your freedom?
Even violent bikers who outnumbered the police over ten to one were subdued within five minutes. If armed groups start fighting to “protect their freedom,” the outcome will be pretty much like what happened in Waco, and recall that this is not the first time something like this has happened in Waco. You’d think somebody’d learn: guns may be fun, but they are less than useless in “protecting freedom and rights.” Brighter people find more intelligent ways than providing moving targets for police.
Anyway, here’s a pretty good commentary on the fracas, or fiasco::HERE::

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Bikers in Waco, TX had a big ruckus and, with police assistance, nine died and 170 were arrested. What I find hard to believe about this all is that nobody got it on video. Usually every time someone stumbles and drops something, you get a dozen videos on YouTube, with repeats and slow motion replay. All this going on and nobody had a cell phone? The police didn’t have dashboard cameras to collect evidence? 

However, I have been informed that there is a video on YouTube HERE:::

Friday, May 15, 2015

二0一五年五月十五日星期五五點五十五無誤,烏烏!5:55, Friday May 15, 2015, woo woo! …. it works better in Chinese.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

A great cultural phenomenon from 1966: HERE
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Thursday, April 30, 2015

這有點無聊~~~ My old daypack is, well, pretty old. Today we passed a North Face shop and some packs caught my eye. Now we all know that North Face has gone commercial, but they still have some good stuff. I quickly found a very nicely designed 29 liter pack, priced 25% off. The only color it came in was brick red, and usually I buy grey or blue packs, but okay, let’s get it.
Yeah, commercial, like I bet most people who wear North Face products don’t even know which North Face that is, or what the logo is about, just like people who wear Hang Ten don’t know what it means to hang five or hang ten. Some of my students I asked about it seriously thought it meant to hang ten people. Nice brand name.
I was thinking, the last time I bought a red pack was a Sac Millet I bought when I was 17, preparing to leave the US for Viet Nam. Mom gave me some money to buy good supplies, so when I went to San Francisco for my visa, I asked my sister to drive me across the Bay to Berkeley. There was a very good, very small mountain supply store almost unknown to the general public, but held in high esteem in the climbing community. It was called The North Face. 
What goes around, comes around.

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

看得到我嗎?Can you see me?

黃口攀蜥、雌;female yellow mouthed japalura, Japalura polygonata xanthostoma; in Pinuyumayan(卡大地步卑南語), dangkarang (thanks to Sangpuy!)

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Okay, so you’re shipping a bunch of orphans from Ireland to Australia, so what can you do for entertainment? Hey, let’s paint the kids black. WHAT???
To quote Dave Barry, I am not making this up. LINK

Friday, April 24, 2015


The United States is the most armed nation in the world. There are 90 guns for every 100 Americans. LINK
I would want to see that figure doubled and more – 2 guns for every American – if my goal were to conquer the United States in ten years. If I wanted to do the job in five years, I would encourage the growth of local militias.
I am not here to discuss how absurd it is to imagine that freedom can be protected by guns in a computerized world. The government hardly needs to confiscate guns to take away freedom, and corporations take your money and your rights with your consent. The point is that some Americans believe they can protect their freedom with firearms, or say they do. (Interesting. People say the ISIS are mad dogs because they think they can enforce Sharia law with guns, and still some people think freedom can be protected by guns.)
So, if I were out to conquer the US, it would be easy to provoke some confrontation in which guns were drawn to “protect freedom.” Protect it from who? The authorities, of course, who do not take kindly to that sort of behavior. They would necessarily take immediate steps to put down the insurrection. This would most likely lead to something like the confrontation between the authorities and the Branch Davidians at Waco, Texas. Remember who won that one?
This might possibly incite widespread insurrection (all Waco did was lead to the Oklahoma City bombing and police departments beefing up their weaponry). Here is where the authorities have the upper hand: established centralized authority. No matter how loopy some law enforcement agencies are, a firefight between the sheriffs of County A and the police in County B is almost inconceivable. Groups of armed shooters “protecting their freedom” are under no such constraints; two groups of armed shooters might cooperate with each other, but broad alliances are almost inconceivable, and local militias would make the fight even more exciting. (My reasoning is thus: anybody who would shoot other people and turn his own homeland into a warzone in order to “protect his own rights” does not tolerate different opinions; in the absence of a fighting institution such as the Army or Marine Corps, if he is to be led at all, he will be led only by an alpha male who has fought his way to the top by eliminating anybody who does not follow his commands; such a leader does not tolerate other leaders in his territory.)
Several events could follow. A very unlikely event would be that once the “freedom protectors” had slaughtered enough of each other, sort of like the eliminations in a championship, a strong figure would emerge who could hold the fighting factions in line enough to conquer the authorized government of the United States. It is almost unthinkable that such a person would restore power to the government and hold free elections. More likely, he would then proclaim himself Savior or King or Dear Leader, and if you think he would return your rights to you, you must also believe in the tooth fairy.
A greater possibility is that the authorities would quash all the rebellions. For your safety’s sake, they would declare martial law, make the Patriot Act even stricter, and in effect revoke the Bill of Rights. People would buy it, because security is valued more than freedom. After enough gun battles, people would be eager to exchange their freedom of speech for safety from bullets. They would also be very likely to admire a strong man who could hold everything together, no matter what the cost.
We should also consider the possibility of the united states disuniting, making a patchwork of feuding states from sea to shining sea. Some might offer a modicum of freedom, but by their nature they would be permanently at war with each other, so freedom would be about as common as the California condor.
Another extremely probable outcome is that the groups would not stay focused. To protect their freedoms, they could easily branch into collecting “donations” from unarmed citizens to buy ammunition. It is practically impossible to imagine that these groups will merge racially. Some White groups would go wipe out those nasty Latino gangs, which would unify all the Hispanics to protect themselves against marauders. Some would start lynching Blacks or just shooting them on sight, and others would go after illegal immigrants, and then immigrants. Moslems would hardly remain untouched, so they would band together for protection. I find it very easy to see how people firing guns to “protect their freedom” would start ethnic cleansing. The Amerindians survived the last genocide; would they survive the next?
The most likely possibility would be that the government of the United States would be embroiled in continuous fighting with militants, until such time as both sides had killed each other to a stalemate, at which time Beijing would call in the money owed them. They might even step in earlier to protect Chinese citizens and Chinese interests in the US. By this time, the US would be in shambles and unable to provide basic public services, much less pay the astronomical debt we already owe the People’s Republic of China. If the US failed to pay, the Chinese would have a good enough excuse to move in and take over, and as Americans would have proven themselves unable to govern themselves responsibly, they would do the task for you. If you kept your noses clean, they might let Facebook keep running.


Some Americans quote Chairman Mao: “Power comes out of gun barrels”(槍管出政權);if I remember correctly the quote was popularized in the US by Huey Newton and Bobby Seale of the Black Panthers.
Now, if you want to learn how to govern a country from a man who killed tens of millions of his own citizens, you might want to study your model a bit more carefully. First, that means exactly what it says: Power comes out of gun barrels, certainly not freedom. Second, Mao may have said that, but he knew that if that were true, he would never have been able to wrest power from the Nationalist Army, which was much better armed. Rather, his actions were guided by a concept which is actually much more common and better known in greater China: “I’d rather fight with my wits than with my power:寧鬥智、不鬥力,” said by Liu Bang, one of the very few men in Chinese history who fought his way from the lowest levels of society to found a dynasty (the Han, 2nd Century BCE to 2nd Century CE). Liu and Mao and practically everyone else won their power through manipulation, not fighting toe to toe.
And no matter what, what really comes out of gun barrels is bullets.
So just as I support people’s rights to have cars once they have proven themselves capable of driving them safely and responsibly, I support people’s rights to have guns once they have proven themselves capable of using them safely and responsibly. But the idea that guns can protect freedom simply does not bear scrutiny. 

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Wasin Paiwan. 排灣部落耆老傳統苧麻手編繫刀繩,感謝鹿樣!Thanks to Lyuyan, I am now the proud owner of a Paiwan knife belt, made of ramie by tribal elder
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Saturday, April 18, 2015

whale of a tale
Wow! Look who stopped in to say hello!

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Today we commemorate (or totally forget about, as the case may be) the 150th anniversary of Lee’s surrender to Grant at Appomattox Court House, which placed an end to the Civil War.
No matter how involved State’s Rights got involved in the conflict, the primary cause was slavery, the concept that some people are inferior and may be treated as chattel. There is no way to say that the Confederacy would have been formed, or Civil War fought, without the impetus of slavery and abolition.
The surrender document was copied out by General Grant’s military secretary, Lt Cl Eli Samuel Parker, chosen because his handwriting was so good. Okay, big deal, right? The interesting point is that Parker’s birth name was Hasanoanda; he was an Onőndowága, or Seneca Iroquois Amerindian. (In this painting so generously provided to me by Google, he is the dark skinned man standing to Grant’s left.) He recorded that at the surrender, Lee extended his hand to him and said, “’I am glad to see one real American here.’ I shook his hand and said, ‘We are all Americans.’”
In the spirit of Parker, Lincoln, and Washington, let us all remember that the United States was conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. It doesn’t matter whether you like my religion, my politics, what I eat, whether your family arrived in the US earlier or later than mine, what kind of visa they came on, where I live, how I dress, what is important is that, as Hasanoanda reminded us, “We are all Americans.”
Maybe we can go beyond that, and in the spirit of Confucius and Jesus say, We are all people. We are all created equal, so we should all be given respect and a fair chance.
Maybe we can go beyond that, and in the spirit of the Buddhas, say, We are all living beings. We are all created equal, so we should all be given respect and given a fair chance.
Actually, the surrender took place on April 9th, but I misremembered the date. Oh well. After a hundred fifty years, a couple days give or take shouldn’t matter too much.

Friday, April 10, 2015

A man fleeing on horseback was tasered and beaten after he was flat on the ground with his hands behind his back. The only really surprising thing here is that the police didn’t shoot the horse.
LINK

Wednesday, April 08, 2015

More gunshots. An unarmed man, fleeing slowly, is gunned down by a policeman. What was possibly going through the policeman’s mind? The victim was running so slowly the policeman could have grabbed him within two steps, but instead he chose to slaughter him.
We won’t even go through how coldly the officer tried to blame everything on the victim.

Saturday, April 04, 2015

今晚月全蝕,很意外的是,烏來看得到月亮!本以為八點開始,而七點已蝕角。全蝕仍清楚,但朏時黮䨴黑雲吞月。後來雲散月出,觀畢,快哉!Amazingly enough, we had clear skies for the first part of tonight’s total eclipse. After totality, clouds swallowed the moon, but fortunately spat it out a while later, allowing us to view the end of the eclipse without obstruction.
達彥的「月蝕」幾乎被遺忘的詞:qwayan smabu na mnkum qu byajing: ‘eclipse’ in Tayal, an almost forgotten term recovered from tribal elders.

Friday, April 03, 2015

We went to hear the great Pinuyumayan singer Sangpuy and our Tayal neighbor Yulaw Yugan in concert. 今晚到大佳河濱公園聽卑南巨星桑布伊與老鄰居阪治演唱,不虛此行。桑布伊唱的,不必說,就是美、粗曠、真。阪治唱了他弟弟Bulang Yugan的遺著,Spi,這首對我意義特別深。Bulang寫作時常跟我敘述他怎麼寫這首,未定版唱了很多次給我聽,本來說等他定了他教我怎麼唱。沒想到,我來不及學,Bulang已經離我們而去了。聽歌歌唱很棒,中間還穿插Bulang的錄音,Bulang, usa su la makun la, byaray kwara, sunun su balay.
臺灣主流的流行音樂最大的特色是:沒有特色。一點也聽不出「臺灣」味:說是巴西、法國、菲律賓、加拿大、阿根廷的流行樂,都可以,只知道如千篇一律的流行樂。今天好幾個原住民樂團,與主流音樂唯一不同的是,有的歌用族語唱。如果不知道這個語言的差異,說是德國、德州的流行樂都可以。還是愛聽有味道的歌,如桑布伊、阪治唱的是也。

Thursday, April 02, 2015

Time to confess about the Wulai Brindle Squirrel, Verestultum Scirius Uraymsiawsus. The photo comes from the web, and the species name comes from an online Latin translator. Vere = spring, stultum = fool, scirius = squirrel; Uray is the Tayal pronunciation of Wulai, and msiaw means nonsense in Tayal. Cheers, let’s see what we can come up with next year. 

Wednesday, April 01, 2015

今早拍到一個非常少見的珍禽異獸,烏來虎斑鼠. This morning when I went outside, I managed to get a photo of a very, very rare animal, the Wulai Brindle Squirrel, Verestultum Scirius Uraymsiawsus.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Got a boat to take the family out on the water? You’d better pay your taxes, through the nose! Got an ostentatious yacht? Well, if you spent enough millions on it, the State of New York feels your pain and wants to help you out.
This is not an April Fool's joke, I'm not making this up. I wish I were.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Oh, what a sad story, the Germanwings flight that crashed into the Alps turns out to be a suicide + mass murder. The copilot locked the captain out of the cockpit and blammo!
The last thing you want to hear when flying is the pilot pounding on the cockpit door shouting, Let me in! 
and it would be the last thing you hear. Amitabha.
wow, this blog is up to 2700 posts!
Wish it had 2700 readers.


Tuesday, March 24, 2015

From 王丹的臉書:
微信上看到的。不知道是不是真的。不許笑:
全國第十二屆人代會統計出人大代表中最爆笑的人名:
劉產、賴月京(這兩個還是男的) 、范統、姬從良 、夏建仁、朱逸群、秦壽生(虧他父母想得出) 龐光、杜琦燕、魏生津、喬厚根、沈京兵、杜子騰。
排名第一的:史珍香。

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Can anyone explain to me why the US has money to incarcerate over two million people, many for decades, but cannot afford to educate people for four years?

Monday, March 16, 2015

今天得到寶了! A real windfall today! This should keep me busy! A Tayal-Chinese dictionary, plus verbal history recorded in Tayal, translated into Chinese. Tesing Losin spent over thirty years compiling these. It’s wonderful that work is being done to insure that ancient minority languages survive; such reference books are invaluable for that survival.

Mhway Watan Kahat balay!

Sunday, March 15, 2015

The very first dot com was established thirty years ago today, on March 15, 1985. There’s a lot of junk on the internet, to be sure, but it has enriched our lives in ways nobody imagined even twenty years ago.
Just imagine, this blog wouldn't exist without the web.... okay....

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Hope you all enjoyed your Friday the 13th yesterday. Keep in mind that today is not only Telemann’s birthday, but it is also Pi day, a very special Pi day: “this Saturday, March 14, 2015, 9:26:53 a.m. will be celebrated as ‘Super Pi Day’ - extrapolating pi to its first 10 digits: 3.141592653.” Keep that in mind.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

An update on the amazing story of the Russian Orthodox Old Believer Agafia Lykov, living in Siberia 250 kilometers from the nearest settlement. My mother’s teacher, Augusto Centeno, told her to study Turgenev’s Sportsman’s Sketches for ‘modes of existence.’ Agafia Lykov certainly has her own. 十七世紀,沙皇彼得大帝改革俄羅斯正教會,老教派/ старообря́дцы/Old Believers拒絕接受,因而受迫害。他們往野外山區逃,不肯與俗世來往。一九三六年老教派信徒Karp Lykov/ Карп Осипович Лыковы帶家人遁入西伯利亞山區,從此與外界隔絕。四十二後,蘇聯地質學家開直升機勘探,發現離最近的居落兩百五十公里的地方居然有農田,從此Lykov家人又與外界見面;兩個在山中生的孩子長到將近四十歲才第一次見到世人。現在只有么女Agafia/ Агафья獨居老家。
我家母的老師Augusto Centeno教母親細讀Turgenev著A Sportsman’s Sketches/「獵人筆記」尋求其中的modes of existence,Agafia一生寫出一篇獨特的生存模式。

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Monday, February 23, 2015

I need an apron for woodworking, to keep the chips and shavings off my lap. Out of curiosity, I went to Ebay and here I found:
Lot Of 3 Black Aprons... All Reversible One Brand-New And A Cumber Bun
nothing like a good Cumber Bun on a winter’s day.
From an American seller, mind you.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

恭賀新禧 a happy new year to all!
photo from the Norbulingka Insitute

Thursday, February 19, 2015

羊年吉祥,廣結善緣,普締美義。Happy New Year. It’s the year of the goat, a great year to realize your dreams. Don’t be sheepish, but don’t ram your ideas down other people’s throats. Be good, don’t kid around, don’t do anything baaaaaa-d. Dare to break away from the flock. If you have to butt into a line, be sure you’re not following a bellwether. Don’t let anybody pull the wool over your eyes, and don’t get fleeced. This is the year to be as great as ewe can!

Monday, February 16, 2015

溫度上升,小鄰居出來辦年貨。The temperature warmed to 17c, so the neighbors came out for a snack.
Qimpahu, 龜殼花, Trimeresurus mucrosquamatus, Taiwan habu , タイワンハブ

Sunday, February 15, 2015

A woman of mixed Nigerian + German blood went into a library in Hamburg containing 350,000 books. She found herself drawn to one book, so she took it down from the shelf and changed her life. She discovered that her biological mother was the illegitimate daughter of Amon Goeth, the commandant of a Nazi concentration camp noted as the “Butcher of Ploszaw.” He was noted for shooting prisoners from the porch of his house every morning. LINK
Jeeeezzzz…. I’m at a loss for a comment to wind this up.

Sunday, February 08, 2015

overheard on 南陽街
子:我要看蟑螂!
母:張郎已經死了。
Child: I want to see the cockroach!
Mother: The cockroach is dead already.

Sunday, February 01, 2015

The ISIS has decapitated two Japanese citizens. Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has told the terrorists “we will never, never forgive them for this act.” LINK
Now that would be interesting if this spurred Japan into going after the ISIS. They are pretty experienced themselves in chopping off people’s heads. 

Thursday, January 29, 2015

More on Charlie Hebdo: “The group said it strongly condemned "this repugnant and inhumane action and consider its perpetrators, those who allowed it and its supporters [to be] the enemies of humanity".
Problem is, the group is the Afghan Taliban, and the action they are condemning is a cartoon of their prophet. Chutzpah is not a Jewish monopoly. But then, Arabs and Jews alike are Semites.  
I am sure there are no jihadists among my readers (assuming I have any readers), but if there are, please go out and spit on the sun. If the prophet is as mighty and august as the sun, how is his glory to be diminished by some scrawls on paper?

LINK 

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

If only Hitler knew about Eva Slonim's revenge: LINK

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Today marks the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz. May the likes never be seen again.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Q: Why does everybody cry at a wedding?
A: Because the most important part of the ceremony is when the bride and groom say, “Eye dew.”

Thursday, January 15, 2015

In the Middle East, a ten year old boy has executed two supposed Russian infiltrators, and says his goal is to kill infidels. In Saudi Arabia, Raif Badawi has received the first fifty of a thousand lashes he has been sentenced to for ‘insulting Islam.’ Do Muslim women, especially in modern society, really have to wear a veil? Interesting article with clips here.

Meanwhile, on other fronts, Pope Francis has visited a Buddhist temple in Sri Lanka to pay his respects and view holy relics; the abbot of the temple says that allowing the Pope to witness the relics ‘is the highest honor and respect we can offer to His Holiness.’ In his visit to Kolkata to light a candle on the tomb of his friend Mother Teresa, His Holiness the Dalai Lama praised the Tibetan Muslim community. Who says we can't all get along?

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

True heroes save people, they don’t shoot people. Let’s cheer for Lassana Bathily, the Muslim who works at the kosher store Hyper Cacher in Paris, and saved a dozen people. LINK

Monday, January 12, 2015

Whites carry their guns around in public, and they’re patriots protecting their rights. Blacks carry their guns around and the Right is ready to start lynch parties.
An African American said that the best way to get real gun control would be for hordes of black people to join the NRA.
“Conservatives love love LOVE the Second Amendment right up until the point where black people start exercising it….
“White militants are angry about imaginary oppression while the black ones are angry about very real oppression. Clearly, that means the black ones are ‘thugs’ and the white ones are ‘patriots.’”

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Well worth pondering: a rabbi writes about the Charlie incident.
“Individual human liberties is not our highest value. Our highest value is treating human beings with love, kindness, generosity, respect and see them as embodiments of the holy, and treating the earth as sacred. Individual liberty is a strategy to promote this highest value, but when that liberty gets abused (as for example in demeaning women, African Americans, gays in public discourse) we often insist that the articulators of racism, sexism and homophobia be publicly humiliated (not shut down, but using our free speech to vigorously challenge theirs). 2. Free speech is not defeated when we use it to try to marginalize hateful or demeaning speech. So let’s call demeaning speech, including demeaning humor, what it really is -- an assault on the dignity of human beings.”

Saturday, January 10, 2015

The Atlantic Monthly asked illustrators to comment on the Charlie incident. This one is my favorite, by Brian Stauffer.
Many people are saying, Je Suis Charlie, or more pointedly, Je Suis Ahmed. As for me, Je Suis The Guy Who Hid Under the Sink.

Sunday, January 04, 2015

The French have a strange way of celebrating New Year: “France's Interior Ministry says 940 cars were set alight by revelers ringing in the New Year — 12 percent fewer than the 1,067 set aflame last year.” Well, I guess it beats eating snails, just so it’s not my car.
LINK

Saturday, January 03, 2015

The mystery of the meefucu: English follows.
Ehonanva no Cou鄒族傳說常提到meefucu,小黑人。Meefucu很會搗蛋,做很多壞事,也很喜歡偷小孩子。所以,小孩不乖,大人恐嚇:「Ta’u sia tamo voecʉvcʉ ci coca, tasi ko’ko yaa no meefucu」: 把你放在黑暗的外面,讓meefucu把你帶走!Apu’u Peongsi/汪朝麗傳「‘oyo voecʉvcʉ ci emucu躲在黑暗中的手」,說有meefucu躲在暗角偷獵人的肉。總而言之,meefucu最大的本事就是buekeematmohʉ:搗蛋。
問鄒人,meefucu是誰?只有籠統回答,大概是排灣族吧。問題是,鄒與排灣中間隔布農、Kanakanavu,排灣怎會跑到Psoseongana去偷獵人的肉?
眾所周知,鄒族本來在Ca'hamʉ臺南靠海討生活。而且眾所周知,荷蘭人曾想經營臺南為他們的殖民地,幸虧鄭成功把他們趕走。但是文獻紀載荷蘭人從非洲帶了黑奴做粗活;荷蘭人離開時,一部分的黑奴被遺棄在臺灣,在臺南市北郊結社定居下來了。但是他們人數不多,死的死,通婚的通婚,人口凋零,慢慢消失,慢慢被遺忘。他們從遙遠的非洲漂泊到臺灣,他們的足跡寥寥無幾;到現在,臺南有「烏鬼井」,應該就是他們村落的位置。忘了是哪一家古廟的壁飾很明顯可以看出是黑人,就是荷蘭人留下的黑奴。
也許鄒族傳說中的meefucu,就是指這群被遺棄的黑人。或許他們不孰悉的生態,偶而偷獵人的肉,也許他們眼睜睜地看著村落的人口越來越少,就去偷鄒人的孩童來當自己的孩子來養。而這些生活點滴,只有ehonanva no Cou鄒族傳說捕風捉影留下片段的紀錄。
Stories of the Tsou (Cou) tribe in the mountains of central Taiwan tell of the meefucu, who are said to be little black people. They were tricky and did all sorts of bad things, and they even stole people’s children. So if a child was misbehaving, parents would threaten them, “I’ll put you outside in the dark and the meefucu will take you away!”
Apu’u Peongsi / Esther Wang has passed down the story of “the hand in the dark,” about a meefucu who hid in dark places and stole hunters’ meat. In short, the meefucu were nothing but trouble.
But if you ask the Tsou, who were the meefucu? Their answers are vague: maybe the Paiwan tribe? The problem is, the Paiwan don’t live close to the Tsou; in between are Bunung and Kanakanavu, so why would the Paiwan go to all that trouble to steal some meat?
Centuries ago, Tsou territory stretched to the sea near what is now Tainan. In the 16th century, the Dutch tried to colonize Taiwan, starting from Tainan, but fortunately Koxinga chased them out. This is well known. What is not so well known is that the Dutch brought slaves from Africa to do their hard work for them, and when the Dutch left, some slaves were abandoned. They established a village in northern Tainan, but eventually died out. Almost nothing remains of their presence. The Black Demon Well in Tainan is probably the site of their old village. I recall that in an old temple, I forget just which one, the decorations on the wall clearly show Black African people.
Perhaps the meefucu of the Tsou tales records their encounters with these abandoned Africans, stranded far from home. It’s possible that they were not familiar enough with the environment of Taiwan so they had to steal meat from hunters. Maybe their village was dying out, so they resorted to stealing children from the Tsou to boost their numbers. Perhaps the only record of those Africans’ days in Taiwan is the glimpses and recollections recorded in the Tsou stories.