Wednesday, February 08, 2017

The White House has complained that the press doesn’t cover his other executive orders. Okay, let Seth Meyers take a look.

The Viet Cong were lucky that Trump had a tragic foot thing that kept him from serving in the military, because he is, in his words, really good at the military. Which foot was it in, it’s hard to say, but if not the left one, then it must have been the right thing.

Saturday, February 04, 2017

Mohamed Bzeek is a Muslim immigrant who lives in Los Angeles. He comes from Libya, one of the countries placed on Trump’s immigration ban. He works as a foster father, and about ten children under his care have died.

Read on. LINK

Friday, February 03, 2017

In class today, to see if the students knew the word glutton, I asked, "What do you call someone who eats way too much? Say someone eats six hamburgers all at once, what do you call a person like that?"
Student: "American."
Me: "Ouch!"

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

President Trump, Making America Great Again, has had an eight year old American girl killed. She was Nora (Nawar) al-Awlaki, and was killed in a raid in Yemen that Trump called. Military sources say that on the raid, “Almost everything went wrong,” but some Al Qaeda personnel were killed.
The benefits of killing the Al Qaeda beasts comes nowhere near the immense propaganda value of killing a little girl, one of our own citizens. Of course there are conflicting reports about how she died, but count on it, her death is being used to stir up hate for the United States.
If you didn’t before, now you should understand why ISIS is so happy Trump won the Presidency. He doesn’t have the wit to defeat ISIS, but he provides them invaluable propaganda material.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

What could be more appropriate for the Chicken Year?

Thursday, January 26, 2017

One day, Frederick Trump gave his little son Donald an axe. It was studded with diamonds and made out of solid gold, but it had a very thin handle so little Donald could wrap his little hands around it. As he had his servants give his son the axe, Frederick told his son Donald, “Don’t you dare chop down my cherry tree with your little axe!”
So Donald tried to chop down the cherry tree with his hatchet, but cherry wood is very hard, so Donald could not chop it down with his little axe and his little hands. So he hired a dozen illegal immigrants from Mexico to chop it down for him.
When Frederick came home, he saw his cherry tree had been chopped down, and he flew into a wrath. He told his servants to bring Donald to him.
Donald stood before his wrathful parent. “Donald,” cried the father, “Who chopped down my cherry tree?”
“Father,” said little Donald, “I cannot tell the truth. I chopped down your cherry tree with my little axe, and I saw thousands of Muslims in New Jersey cheering as it fell, because I am very intelligent, and I know the best words, like bigly, and I don’t like soldiers who surrender, because I am rich enough to get out of military service with fake medical problems. But Father, I will build a wall around your cherry tree, and the length of the wall shall be three hundred cubits, its width fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits. And I shall make the Mexican government pay for it, and if they refuse, I will make the American tax payers pay for it and tell them that if they think the Mexicans didn’t pay, they have been tricked by the liberal media. And I will do all that my master Putin tells me to do, for he will raise me to great heights. I will fill the Cabinet with toadies and thieves, and we will acquire vast riches, offend common decency, trample on the little guy, and do all within our power to defile the Constitution.”
“Oh, come to my arms,” the joyous parent said, “Truly you are destined for greatness and the largest crowd ever to attend an inauguration and other alternative facts.” And they hugged as the great United States went swiftly down the drain. 

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

The True Correct story about Trump’s Inauguration