Friday, June 10, 2016

小狗想偷吃蜂蜜,蜜蜂不肯給。A puppy tried to steal honey, but the bees weren’t having any of that. 

Thursday, June 09, 2016

There are various versions of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address on YouTube, but I like this one best, because when I was a little boy in Ottawa, Illinois, this is what the old people sounded like. Then I realized that Lincoln was from Illinois, too: the first Lincoln Douglas debate was held in Ottawa.

Tuesday, June 07, 2016

新書發表
英派語錄
解讀蔡英文的
5種態度
66堂說話課
這樣好嗎?

Monday, June 06, 2016

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Since when is the accused allowed a say in the selection of his judge? Trump must have a lot to hide, judging from the effort he is putting into avoiding his day in court.
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If Muslim judges cannot judge cases impartially, how can Christian judges?
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The coward threatens when he is safe.- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Saturday, June 04, 2016


Our champion has fought his last fight. 
I remember cheering him when he was called Cassius Clay. 

Friday, June 03, 2016

男人為甚麼要結婚?
福建這位仁兄想自己洗衣服,頭被洗衣機夾住,消防隊花了四十分鐘才救出來了。
下次太座要你洗衣服,跟她說,只有女性操作洗衣機才安全!君子自重!

It is a proven fact that washing machines prefer that women do the washing. Look at this hapless fellow in Fujian who attempted to operate a washing machine and it tried to swallow his head. It took the fire fighters forty minutes to free him. Men, for safety's sake, let the ladies do the washing!

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Thursday, June 02, 2016

端午節快到了,朋友順便利用桃園國際港口練舟。A heavy rain this morning turned Taoyuan International Airport into Taoyuan International Harbor. A friend and his team took advantage of the opportunity to practice for the upcoming Dragon Boat races.