Yesterday's post about the parachuting priests brought to mind a story told me by my friend Jerry L. Jerry had been in the Airborne in the late 1960s, at a time when everybody knew that
Airborne = nuts
Jerry said that if two Airborne guys had a grievance with other, they would each bite onto one corner of a handkerchief, and slug it out until one or the other man dropped.
The late 60s was a time when a lot of people were unhappy with the military industrial complex. To placate the taxpayers, the army decided to put on a show to prove that their tax money was being put to good use. Jerry's unit was assigned to work on the parachuting exhibition at a time when the men were at odds with their officers. I forget just why, but they were not happy.
At the show, the taxpayers examined a variety of trucks and tanks. Then the taxpayers were settled in grandstands by a field as two large trucks and a tank were loaded onto a plane, which took off, circled the field, and came in to demonstrate how the first truck would be wafted onto the ground with parachutes. Which would have been a lovely show had not the disgruntled soldiers tied all the parachute cords together. The taxpayers were certainly impressed when the truck nosedived and burst into a million parts, all paid for by the taxpaying public. They were even more impressed when the second truck did the same nosedive.
The announcer was building up patriotic sentiment by telling the taxpayers that this just went to show how dangerous parachuting was, so they should be grateful to the valiant soldiers who fight our wars, and provide them with enough money to buy only the best equipment.
Meanwhile in the control tower, Jerry's officer was screaming into his radio, telling his men that they had better not tie the cords together on the tank, which was the grand finale of the show. The men assured him, No sir, we did not tie the cords together. They simply pushed the tank out of the plane without a parachute at all.
Jerry was quite impressed. "You know, a tank is really tough. It didn't burst into a million pieces when it hit the ground. Instead, it went straight into the ground, in one piece." For their contribution to the show, Jerry and his unit were given the privilege of digging out the tank, with shovels, by hand. They found it about fifteen feet straight down into the earth.