This is from strangecosmos.com to give us all a bitter laugh.
* The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing ‘Sponsor an American Child’ commercials!
* The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.
* The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
* The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, “This is a robbery!”
*The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU.
* The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.
* The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.
* The economy is so bad, that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
* The economy is so bad, that when I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
* The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
* The economy is so bad, parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
* The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
* The economy is so bad, Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen