There is something sardonically symbolic, and we hope prophetic, about an NRA spokesman shooting an elephant, the symbol of the G.O.P.
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為甚麼才藝班只給兒童上？上班族非常需要。

為甚麼文學名著只給高中、大學生看？成人非常需要。

我十九歲踏進論語，果真仰之彌高，鑽之彌堅；瞻之在前，忽焉在後。欲罷不能，既竭吾才，如有所立卓爾。下了多年功夫，但時日逝去，我發現要三十歲以後才開始懂孔子教我們的：孔子講真功夫，人生歷練不夠，紙上談兵是無法嚐出滋味來。

可是太多人出了社會，忙著賺錢，忙著立家，忙著創業，忙著茫然，不知道自己怎麼活的，這不打緊：糟糕的是，從來沒想過自己是怎麼活的。

悲。

孔子說，「志於道，據於德，依於仁，游於藝。」為了不辜負自己的人生，我們應該這樣生活。

老師，生日快樂。

People today spend far too much effort on their jobs and careers, and when they have some energy left over, they work so hard at having fun that they have nothing left over. In The Closing of the American Mind, Alan Bloom said people “have lost the habit of reading serious philosophical books or of considering them essential.” A tragic loss. 

It’s worth learning Chinese just to read The Analects, an inexhaustible treasure trove. Today is Confucius’s birthday. Commemorate the day by making sure you are thinking and living. 

我們的功力越來越深。昨天吃晚餐時只是討論今天要不要洗車，不到兩個小時就下雨了。厲害吧！All we did last night over dinner was talk about having the car washed, and within two hours, it started to rain. 

公車司機姓名標于車後，增加路上的樂趣。有的很有意思。那天看到一位叫做

林桂土

怎麼寫？三個木、三個土。想找類似的恐怕很難吧。要在五行內，我想得出來的只有

林棪火

稍做弊，可取名

林梙中

或

林梠口。

好像只有「林」「呂」姓可以這樣玩，而呂不屬五行。但姓呂，更好發揮：

呂啉木

呂啖火

呂哇土

還有呢，

呂品口
呂唂谷 (or:呂唂八八口)

我承認，應該沒有很多人想給孩子取名呂哇土~~而話說回來，桂土，土土土，這樣好嗎？

棪一ㄢˇ 一種像柰的樹，紅色，果可食。

梙 ㄏㄨㄢˋ同槵，無患子當作梙、槵。
梠 ㄌㄩˇ  屋檐；芋頭

天兔颱風雖強度，但不算太猛，而陣風有力。一支巨竹被撕成這個樣子~We had a strong typhoon, but it passed without too much trouble. Parts of Taiwan got up to 780mm, or thirty inches of rain (a bit more than they got in Colorado, where eight inches were called a “biblical downpour” or “unprecedented torrents”). We got only about 100mm, or four inches here. Some of the gusts of wind were pretty strong. How strong? Consider that bamboo has the tensile strength of steel, and see what happened to one of my giant bamboos. 

灼灼西隤日

餘光照我衣

迴風吹四壁

寒鳥相因依

~~阮籍詩

準備過中秋！Friday is the Moon Festival. 

Brightly burning the western sinking sun

Waning light brightens my clothes

Probing wind blows the four walls

Cold birds huddle together.

from a poem by Juan Chi/Ruan Ji (3^rd century)

百三年九月十六日link謎底：

勢在必行

overheard at 素食展

鴨耕米，扗稻田養幾隻鴨子，鴨子吃蟲減少蟲害，可少用殺蟲劑；鴨糞可以代替肥料。這個作法很環保，值得鼓勵。LINK:

我們扗素食展買一包，很好吃。但我付款時，一個阿姨過來問，

「鴨耕米跟鴉片米有甚麼不同？」

攤位小姐不太想理她~~~

overheard in 上海湯包 a restaurant in Taipei Station

老太太：我那個媳婦蠻聰明。

老先生：喔，是嗎？

老太太：是啊，博士論文快寫完了。

老先生：嗯。會煮飯嗎？

老太太：每天三餐。

老先生：嗯。我今天量血壓。

Old lady: That daughter-in-law of mine is smart.

Old man: Oh, really?

Old lady: Yes, she has almost finished writing her doctor’s thesis.

Old man. Oh. Does she cook?

Old lady: Three meals every day.
Old man. Oh. I had my blood pressure checked today. 

九月九、丑時，偶醒，星斗佈天，不得不佇足抬頭久望。由北往南飛來一群白光，乍為流星，再看，是九隻高飛白鷺鷥，從七姊妹與獵人座中南飛。詫異萬分，從未見過白鷺鷥夜飛，還沒回神，須臾回頭往北飛，又片刻看到牠們一行南飛。太稀奇，真是見所未見，決定把超挖起來一起看，但等她從夢鄉歸來，白鷺鷥已經不見了。我們觀星一回，又進去睡。

The stars were so bright that I had to go out for a look. At almost precisely 2AM  I was startled to see a line of white light shooting south between pitu ci Ya’azuonʉ no cou (the Pleiades) and Orion. The line was not a shooting star, as I first thought, but nine egrets, flying high overhead. I was astonished. I had never seen egrets flying at night before. A formation of flying egrets is a sight of haunting beauty. They flew south, out of sight, then came north again and flew out of sight. I stood there with my mouth open. Before long, they came south again, and I decided I had to drag Sabiy out of bed to see this. But the egret show was over for the night, so we stood admiring the stars for a while before we crawled back into bed.

後來，我想到我要怎麼說：天鵝湖兩排舞者想要表現的仙境，應該是如此. Later in the day, I realized what I wanted to say: in Swan Lake, when the two lines of ballerinas dance, they are trying to recreate the magic I saw in those flying egrets. 

We often observe inexplicable behavior in others. Meanwhile…

In Two Years Before the Mast, Dana observed a funeral procession in California in 1835, and says, “the most singular thing of all was that two men walked, one on each side of the coffin, carrying muskets in their hands, which they continually loaded, and fired into the air. Whether this was to keep off the evil spirits or not, I do not know. It was the only interpretation that I could put upon it.”

A hundred pages later, describing a wedding, Dana says, “Our guns were loaded and run out, men appointed to each, cartridges served out, matches lighted, and all the flags ready to be run up….Twenty-three guns followed in regular succession, with an interval of fifteen seconds between each…. This we thought was pretty well – a gun every fifteen seconds – for a merchantman with only four guns and a dozen or twenty men.”

And for what did you fire the guns, Mr Dana? To keep off the evil spirits, perhaps? 

戈喨！掛扗屋簷下的風玲突然響了。但那風玲通常吹不到風，離地三公尺多，是誰把它撞響了？我拿著手電筒小心翼翼把頭伸出去看~~~~原來是你！

Klang! The wind chime by the living room rang out suddenly. But that wind chime is three meters off the ground, and usually the wind doesn’t blow there. Flashlight in hand, I very carefully stuck my head out the window
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車禍，聽到救護車來，希望聽到救護車走。火災，聽到救護車來，不希望聽到救護車走。

If you hear an ambulance going to a car accident, you hope to hear the ambulance leaving the accident. If you hear an ambulance going to a fire, you hope not to hear the ambulance leaving the fire.

阿彌陀佛，everybody’s safe::link::

For some reason, for the last couple of days the San Marino High football fight song has been playing in my ears. I haven’t heard the song for decades, I have no idea what triggered this, and I didn’t even go to San Marino High School.

Now I sort of know how Kafka’s guy felt when he woke up and found he had turned into a cockroach.

…and we will win tonight!

「鳳梨」，我高興的話，我叫它「苦瓜」，有甚麼不可以呢？誰規定「鳳梨」一定要叫「鳳梨」不能叫「苦瓜」？但我去買果汁，我跟老闆說要一杯苦瓜汁，他給我的是甚麼？我可以要求他了解我說「苦瓜」是指「鳳梨」嗎？

社會大眾對言語字句有共同認識，我們才能溝通；我們都認為那個黃黃有刺的叫做鳳梨，另一個綠綠長皰的叫做苦瓜，我們才好溝通。隨便用語言，一方面與它人的溝通崩潰，另一方面自己思路難通。所以孔子說，「必也正名乎。…名不正，則言不順；言不順，則事不成；事不成，則禮樂不興；禮樂不興，則刑罰不中；刑罰不中，則民無所措手足。故君子名之必可言也，言之必可行也。君子於其言，無所苟而已矣。」道理顯淺易懂。

「我以為」，這句是臺灣目前一個大問題。太多人主觀太強，我以為怎樣就怎樣，錯的再離譜，拼命自圓其說，還理直氣壯。大家「我以為」、懶得求證、思想不嚴謹，臺灣前途堪虞。如前不久臺大、政大到中、南美洲的「青年大使」團亂穿亂跳，卻說是原住民服裝、舞蹈，被糾正還有一大堆解釋。謙虛、認錯、進步應該沒那麼難。我們不要犯同樣的毛病。

北美印地安把一種動物看做是個人或族群的祖先或守護神，他們叫做dodaem。英文沒有這個字，所以就譯音，成為totem。中文沒有這個字，清末翻譯大師嚴復依他閩北方言譯音為「圖騰」，這純粹是譯音而已，跟圖沒有關係，跟騰沒有關係。如果嚴復是北方人，他可能會譯為「投丹」或「兜丹」，也都可以，因為是譯音而已。何星亮著「中國圖騰文化」解釋：「圖騰是血緣親屬；圖騰是祖先；圖騰是保護神。」

近年來，臺灣有人望文生義，看到圖騰的圖字，主觀意識作祟，以為圖騰與圖案有關係，懶得求證、思想不嚴謹，反正講一個比較不懂的片語好像很內行，就把「圖騰」當做是有民族風格的圖案。你說沒有關係嗎？我說大有關係，人與人之間的溝通依賴我們對字句的共同認識。不然，高興的話，說「圖騰」的意思就是「鳳梨汁」，也沒有關係呀！

君子於其言，無所苟而已矣，難道我們不能效法君子嗎？

If the ancients had seen this, they would have told about a monster who lives at the bottom of the swamp who has an unquenchable thirst and eats trees whole.

Of course, once the myths passed down to us, we would sneer and congratulate ourselves on being so much more clever than the ancients. I mean really, whole trees disappearing into the bottom of a swamp? Everybody knows wood floats, it’s obviously impossible.

CLICK<<< If I were the cameraman for these videos, I would be ready to pick up my heels at any moment and sprint for solid ground, preferably in the next state. 

蒼頡篇：倄，下交切，痛聲也。

訓詁曰：倄，火故反，痛而謼也。

Yeow!!

或許我沒那麼愛權。我實扗不懂為甚麼有人想當總統。美國國父George Washington被強迫連任，就職典禮前他說心情好像要去見儈子手。

當年Jimmy Carter花兩年半競選總統，我很懷疑他的權力慾怎麼那麼多大。他雖然笑容可掬，但當總統平平，而糟糕的是，因為他的無能，接下來雷根上臺。

馬英九競選臺北市長時，已經很明顯看得出，他太「好好先生」，不夠狠，不適合從政：搞政治，一定要笑裏藏刀，卡特就是沒有那把刀，馬英九也沒有。臺灣所謂的民主，是亂罵政府、享受憤怒、一切不需要自己負責、一切都是政府的錯，即使他做得再好，也沒用。

蔡英文願意花四年競選，笑容可掬，拼命去打點民眾，大概很想要享受一下權力的滋味吧。那滋味甜嗎？當總統已經夠苦，扗臺灣當總統，苦上加苦吧。我懷疑，到時候她會不會後悔？

現在臺灣有邦交的只有二十三個國家，其中大約二十個想斷交，要跟中共建交，但北京看中華民國的面子，不接受。蔡英文當總統第二天，會有二十個國家斷交，她一定要想個對策。

最近有人喊著「拆政府」，有理：拆了，中共更好接管。

下雨啦~~ 

rain, we got rain. 

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