問：老虎的窩是甚麽顏色？

答：藍色的。

問：怎麼知道？

答：自古說，不入虎穴，分明是藍色的。

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天氣炎熱，給大家降溫一下。

 The writing block

Shakespeare had a writer’s block. He wanted memorable lines for his play about the Prince of Denmark, but he could think of nothing. 

His friend Richard Burbage stopped by. Will complained about his lack of inspiration. Richard said, “My friend, your mind is stuffy because this room is stuffy. Outdoors, the green leaves quiver with the cooling wind. Let us put aside your cares and go forth for a stroll.” 

Shakespeare put on his hat and they went for a stroll by the burbling brook. He pointed to a pretty scene, and said, “There is a willow grows askant the brook, but see, smooth runs the water where the brook is deep.”

Richard stopped and turned his head to a verdant brush nearby. He said, “Hark.”

Shakespeare listened and said, “I hear a buzzing in the underbrush.” 

Richard said, “Bees. There may be a bee, there may not be a bee, there may be two bees, I know not.” 

The rest is history.