Wednesday, April 09, 2014

星期天晚上在中山堂聽了一場…很特別的演奏,「臺灣原民古調與非洲部落戰鼓」,多吸引人的!桑布伊與雲力思兩位的演唱,錯過一次,絕不能再錯過!
入堂看,ㄟ,怪,舞臺擠的滿滿的,好多椅子。一回兒,臺北市立國樂團上臺了,另配六個大提琴、四個低音大提琴、豎琴等等。他們演奏了一個非常前衛的樂曲,打破你對國樂的囿限:你以為國樂要有旋律嗎?和音?節奏?錯了!他們演奏的曲子聽不出旋律,主題、音準、節奏的枷鎖也打破了,他們就力力啦啦好久好久,證明了國樂器可以發出各種你不習慣的聲音。
終于演完了。幾位布農青年站出來了,排好,開口,唱出了臺灣山林的靈,很多觀眾眼眶馬上紅了。聽完第一個前衛國樂曲子,感覺滿身蚊蟲叮,布農歌唱好比澆了一桶涼爽山泉水,全身舒暢。接著八部合音,那麼簡單真實,感人啊!
非洲鼓響了,桑布伊、雲力思、少妮瑤、少浪即興,音被鼓聲壓過。只好等下半場。
中場休息看節目單,很訝異,第一首曲子名為「靈橋」!怎麼可能?這是hongu utux na Tayal泛泰雅的靈橋?我一點也聽不出達彥的壯烈、喜笑、直樸、大方!我假想,如果我們部落的耆老聽了,會感到認同嗎?一笑:我想,如果給我乾爸達利聽了,跟他說是靈橋,他一定會揮拳打人。
下半場開始,國樂團又上臺了,舞臺擠的滿滿的,今天全團到齊沒有人請假!雲力思、桑布伊、少浪出來,站舞臺最前面,幾乎沒地方站。
這是一個很勇敢的嘗試,國樂配原住民歌曲。但出了兩個問題:第一,原住民歌可以獨立,配樂根本是多餘的,他們唱就好了,不需要伴奏。第二,聽不到!國樂團太多人,聽不到原住民的聲音!你想,光是大提琴就六個,怎麼能聽到那幾位唱歌呢?國樂團如果只派七八個樂師上臺,還勉強可以。
排灣的少妮瑤,小小一隻,吹了好大一枝鼻笛(桑布伊的鼻笛租金兩百五的話,這枝少說要四百五!),幸虧沒伴奏,所以聽得到,音樂玄妙多變,亙古遼闊,有機會聽真是福氣。
雲力思、桑布伊是世界寶級的歌喉,但對不起,幾乎聽不到,被國樂團壓過。
這晚上的演奏意料未及。但最後,我想,其實他們這個演出也反映了臺灣的事實:舞臺被中國文化佔滿了,原住民擠到一邊,雖然努力唱優雅的古調,但是聽不到他們的聲音。
On Sunday night, we went to a “A Dialogue between Ancestral Spirits: Taiwanese Aboriginal Folk Tunes vs. African Drumming.” I originally dismissed the vs. as a typical Taiwan misuse of the word, which some suppose to mean ‘and’, but soon learned that they really did mean versus.
I was surprised to see the stage full of chairs. Soon the Taipei Chinese Orchestra filled the stage, and brought along six cellos, four basses, a harp, and other Western instruments.
They commenced to play a very avant garde piece to break down your preconceptions of Chinese music. You thought Chinese music was supposed to have a melody, a rhythm, some sort of structure? Wrong! They proved that you can play classical Chinese musical instruments without any regard to tune, theme, or harmony. They produced all sorts of unusual sounds for a very long time and finally stopped. The audience, totally mystified, politely clapped.
A group of young Bunung in traditional dress strode onto the stage, took their positions, and the lead singer opened his mouth. Out poured the purity and power of Taiwan’s mountains; many eyes in the audience were full of tears. After the interminable nagging of the orchestral piece, the Bunung brought freshness and relief. They sang their famed eight part harmony, simple in structure but endlessly moving.
The African drums came into play, in an improvised dialogue with Inka Mbing (Tayal), Sangpuy Katatepan Mavaliw (Pinuyumayan), Sauniaw Tjuveljevelj (Paiwan), and Sawlang (Amis). The drums won.
During the intermission, I looked at the program and was astonished to read that the orchestral piece was an interpretation of Tayal spirit. I heard nothing in it that even remotely reminded me of gaga na Tayal/Tayal spirit. I imagined what would be the reaction of tribal elders to this piece: they would probably find nothing to resonate with. I smiled to think what the reaction of my tribal father, Dali, would be: he’d probably punch someone.
The Chinese Orchestra took the stage again, leaving a thin edge for the aborigines to sing on. This was a brave attempt to join Chinese music with Aboriginal singing, but failed on two parts. First, aboriginal singing stands alone, and has no need for orchestral accompaniment. Second, there were two many Chinese musicians, so you could barely hear the aborigines.
Inka and Sangpuy have voices that are global treasures, but you could barely hear them over the accompaniment. Friends sitting in the first row and in the balcony all had the same complaint, so it wasn’t our seats. There were just too many people in the orchestra. If they had pared it down to seven or eight musicians it would have been better.
Sauniaw, a delicate little Paiwan, performed on a huge nose flute,fortunately with no accompaniment. I have never heard the nose flute played with such mastery. A performance to relish!
All told, the concert was certainly not what I expected. But looking back, I think it did portray a fact of life in Taiwan. The stage was jam packed with Chinese culture which drowned out the thin line of aborigines singing their hearts out. 

Monday, April 07, 2014

立法院要清場,還不簡單。派我去教英文字彙,一下子通通跑光。
現今臺灣大學生最怕的,莫過于叫他專心讀書、加強實力。

Sunday, April 06, 2014

這張以前鋪過,但今天找到另一張比較清楚,重新掃。這張好處是看得到路標:新生南路信義路口,時為民國六十一年七月。右邊那棟是國際學舍,我住二樓。再旁邊是國際學舍體育館,當時在臺灣算是蠻大型的公共場所。
國際學舍的這邊是紅土網球場。這一帶現在全部是大安森林公園。那時臺灣的腳踏車都是這種重機型,連三擋變速也無。
路邊迷彩碉堡現在很少見,再注意看路邊小棚子,就是久已不見的車票停。可以買車票(一張一塊五)、報章雜誌、香煙甚麼的。安全島上圓車牌,站名路線都是手寫的。
A couple years ago I posted a different version of this photo elsewhere, but today I found this copy. I like it because you can see the street sign better: the corner of Hsinsheng and Hsinyi, now Da’an Park. I took this in July 1972.
The building on the right is the International House, where I lived, and the building to its right is the I House Gym, which was at the time one of Taipei’s larger public spaces. In the foreground is a red clay tennis court. In those days, all bicycles were clunkers, you couldn’t even find a three speed. You don’t see many camouflaged pillboxes by the road anymore. Looking down Hsinyi Street, you can see a small booth, the likes of which have totally disappeared. That was a ticket booth, where you could buy a bus ticket (NT$1.5), newspapers, magazines, smokes, what have you. On the island you can see a round busstop sign; all the stops and routes were written out by hand. 

Saturday, April 05, 2014

如果將「黑箱」講成black box,聯想到飛機,在政治上比較沒有這個用法。如果講backroom deals,那是美國人很熟悉的東西,因為如果沒有黑箱,民主政治不能運轉。
話到此,突然想起初中公民老師講一七八七年製憲會議,很強調,雖然正值Philadelphia的炎夏,但代表堅持為了保密,門窗緊閉,拉上冬季禦寒的厚重窗簾,免得民眾知道他們的議論。說穿了,多數代表尚未到現場時,大體上已經定了方案,但是還是有很多問題需要討論;如果「透明」,代表有顧忌,不得暢所欲言,不能試探,不能改變立場。代表們立場雖然相違,但最後還是成功地立憲。我還記得老師多麼崇敬他們的智慧。
立憲後就選舉,成立國會。第一屆國會才開了幾週就停滯了,沒辦法運轉,新政府面臨崩潰。太多問題在臺面上無法解決,議員用黑箱,很快政府又上軌道了。
姑且不論好壞,黑箱效率高;民主政治的性質就是低效率,如果沒有黑箱,往往無法做事。所以對美國人來講,黑箱作業既不陌生又不排斥:算是necessary evil,衡量輕重,總比眼睜睜地看政府解體好。
請問,服貿與吃飯,哪一個比較貼近日常生活?哪一個比較複雜?當然吃飯貼近日常生活,服貿複雜多了。
上館子不看廚房,大家都懂。你點了菜,如果堅持要廚房透明,一定要進廚房看廚師怎麼做菜、用甚麼料、這個料有沒有最低標進貨、廚師買鍋碗瓢盆是否跟廠商有親屬關係等等,餐廳能營業嗎?做不下去。廚師有廚師的考量、習慣、做法;東西好吃、價錢合理、衛生及格,我們不必管太多。
且不論這項服貿合不合理:據了解,國際上服貿協議一律採取黑箱作業,這不是從臺灣大陸這裏開始的,是美國多年來倡導的做法。且不論黑箱合不合理,這是慣例,臺灣如果要繼續在國際上生存、繼續做貿易,必須面對這個事實。

Thursday, April 03, 2014

歷史上,販官鬻爵是衰敗的不二預兆。美國最高法院將國家推上這條路。In a move to destroy American democracy, the Supreme Court has abolished limits to campaign contributions. 
The decision may make some sense legally, in that you could say rich people’s buying elections is within their rights, but I rather naively thought that the Court should be protecting democracy.

It is no news that the Court sitting now is for sale ==link== but this is blatant.

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

One day when I was about seven (Peter would have been eleven, Steff thirteen or so) we three kids were in the car, Mom driving. As we pulled up to a red light, we kids noticed a roughneck standing by the road: a really nasty looking guy about twenty, in a black leather jacket. You didn’t see types like that in Ottawa, Illinois. We stared. Mr Plugugly noticed our attention and started glowering at us, so of course, Peter, being Peter, flipped him off. Mr Plugugly didn’t like that, so he stomped over to our car and started banging on the top. Mom, totally out of it, asked, “Why is he banging on our car?” The light had turned, and all three of us said, “Moooom, let’s get out of here! Let’s go, let’s hit the road, vamoose, let’s beat it, LET’S GOOO!” She finally got the hint and pulled away, leaving the gentleman in the black leather jacket shaking his fist at us.
As we drove away, Mom mused, “I wonder why he did that.” Before she thought, the words were out of Steff’s mouth: “Peter flipped him the bird.” Mom was intrigued. “Flipped him the bird? What does that mean?” Steff bit her tongue. “Ahhhh, it means to shake your fist at someone.” “Oh really? How interesting.”
Always eager to show off something new, Mom seized her chance a few days later when a group of ladies came to pass the time of day. “I was so upset with the man in the grocery store that I flipped him the bird.” 
In the astonished gap that swallowed up the rest of the conversation, Steff had no choice but to drag Mom into another room and tell her the true meaning of the expression. 

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

臺灣履薄冰、臨深淵,必須謹慎、步步穩固,避免千古恨。
要民主嗎?民主是法制,法制重程序、證據。
警察打人的照片被撤。我電腦技術不好,我無法追究是哪個駭客撤的。我可以猜測,但我沒有證據。
誰撤照片,箭頭向馬政,但有證據嗎?馬政有動機嗎?
在國際上,警察打學生,司空見慣,常有的事,新聞價值不高(君不見去年U C Davis警察用胡椒粉噴示威學生,法院還給造事警察三萬元美金精神賠償;南方警察看到大學生晚上在路邊跑,開槍打死,沒事)。馬政沒有必要撤照片。馬政應該知道在世界輿論上打學生沒甚麼,但是干預言論自由──尤其在臉書──事情就大條。他們不需要給自己背這個黑鍋。
但是問,照片是馬政撤的?我只能回答:不知道。
可能是政敵要嫁禍,知道大家會怪馬政,也未可知。我個人懷疑是記者所為。記者可以推翻垃圾桶,甚至動手打人來製造新聞;唯恐天下不亂的臺灣記者也很可能撤照片、捅蜂窩、營造熱鬧畫面來報導。我這樣想,但是我沒有證據。
犯罪現場的人有嫌疑:多少人在網路上?每一個都可能撤照片,可是有沒有動機?搞不好是哪一個網卡一個駭客技術很強的高中生鬧著玩的撤照片,來看熱鬧。是不是這樣?我不知道。
你要說是馬政撤照片,可以,但請拿出證據給我看。我的想法偏向民主、法制。

Monday, March 24, 2014

學生不該離開立法院。他們在立法院已經成為一個基地,被承認被默許,有屋頂擋風躲雨,有牆護著。
學生讀書沒讀兵法。人在牆內,外人進不去,引到牆外,才能下手。
悲。
可是我真的很想知道:一,馬英九這幾天到底在做甚麼?二,馬英九認為一個總統的職責是甚麼?
遲來的文章:link

Sunday, March 23, 2014


終于完成一個心願:做了一隻竹筒琴(阿美族傳統樂器,如今幾乎已經失傳了)。很可惜,最後竹子裂了,但現在知道怎麼做,可以再接再厲!Today I finally finished making my first tiftif: this is an Amis musical instrument that has almost been forgotten (and the Amis are a tribe of Taiwan aborigines). Unfortunately, in the final stages the bamboo split, but now I have figured out how to make them, and more will come. 

Friday, March 21, 2014

~ 海雅谷慕的話:
「幹
噁心死了
他媽的我愛台灣還需要你來提醒或檢視嗎」

Friday, March 14, 2014

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

巳時,烏來打春雷

Monday, March 10, 2014

In Listening class, we once had a sentence: 
If you can’t reach the top shelf, stand on a stool.
A student was quite distressed: Why do you have to stand on a stool if you can’t reach the top shelf? She was a lab technician. 

Sunday, March 09, 2014

民國六十一年春夏,我住國際學舍,在信義路、新生南路口。年輕外國遊客來臺差不多都住那裏。一位叫Phred的加州遊客來臺灣玩兩三週,發現臺灣正在放他半年前在加州看過的影片,他想在臺灣再看,一定有趣。當時臺灣還不富裕,國外看完的電影,才輪到臺灣來看,所以比加州晚半年,差不多正常。加上技術問題,35mm影帶在國外放過幾百次,來臺灣已經襤褸,畫面很多白點黑線,加上斷了再補,補了又接,順序錯亂,淫穢片段刪剪,經過遍體鱗傷的音響設備,約翰偉恩聽起來比較像兔寶寶,所以在臺灣看外國片,常給人一種「語無倫次」的感覺。但是Phred想看,義不容辭,我們國際學舍幾隻老鳥答應帶他到西門町看。但是我們叮嚀再三,影片前會放國歌,一定要站起來立正,不可以亂動,以示敬意,因為民眾以國歌為,不立正示敬,觀眾會罵:「怎麼可以不尊敬我們的國歌?」講了好幾次,Phred說他不會忘記。好了,我們買好票、爆米花也買了、擠進了窄小坑坑洞洞的座位。我們跟他講,爆米花盡量不要掉地上,以免引老鼠來吃。
坐了幾分鐘,燈暗了,破舊的喇叭放出動人、威武的音樂,Phred跳起來了,立正,脊椎筆直,雙手貼大腿,頭高眼直,臉上的表情嚴肅、敬重:「黑松汽水~~~。我們忘了跟他說國歌前會先放廣告。後來真的放了國歌,他說已經沒有那股靈感,感覺不到熱血澎湃。
In early 1972, I was living in the long-gone, little-lamented International House, home for the various and motley foreigners studying Chinese and the even more various and more motley young foreign travelers passing through. One young stalwart, Phred from LA, was spending a couple weeks in Taiwan, and noticed that a movie was playing that he had seen six months before in LA. Since Taiwan was still poor in those days, we got movies after everybody else had seen them, so a six month lag was about right. Add in technical issues: a 35mm film that had been played hundreds of times was ragged by the time it got to Taiwan, with white spots and black lines meandering all over the screen. Most had broken and been patched, the censors chopped out the dirty parts. The sequence was usually juggled about in the process. The speakers were always on their last legs, so John Wayne came out sounding more like Bugs Bunny. All together, watching a foreign movie in Taiwan always left you wondering what the heck the film had been about.
But Phred wanted to go, so a couple of us I Housers figured it was our duty to take him down to the fire trap in West Gate where the movie was showing, sort of. But we drilled it into Phred: Before the movie, they play the national anthem, and you have to stand straight without wiggling or fidgeting. People were proud of their national anthem, and if you showed insufficient respect, the audience would be displeased. Phred promised he would remember, and assured us that he could stand up straight, that part he could do, no problem. So we got our tickets, got our popcorn, squeezed ourselves into our narrow, bumpy, uncomfortable little seats, and waited for the show. We warned Phred not to drop any popcorn on the floor, lest it attract rats.
The lights dimmed, and out of the hoarse speakers flowed stirring martial music. Phred was on his feet in a flash, his body ramrod straight, his hands straight down at his sides, his head held high, eyes straight forward, with a solemn look of respect on his face: the Haysong Soda Pop song. We had forgotten to tell him that they run ads before the national anthem, and hauled him back down into his seat.
When the national anthem came on, Phred stood at lackluster attention. He said the inspiration was past, the passion spent.
But after the show, he agreed that the movie didn’t make any sense at all. 

Saturday, March 08, 2014

I am rereading Peter Raby’s excellent autobiography of Alfred Russel Wallace. Which is beside the point. What interests me today is, with a name like Peter Raby, did the author, from a tender age, get called Peter Rabbit? It seems pretty natural to me.
Think of the family. How many of their dogs were shot? “Look at that dog.” “Oh, that’s the Rabys’ dog.” Bang.
How do you cope with a name like Raby? “Who are your neighbors?” “The Rabys live next door to us.” “Oh my!”
“I hear you are having company for dinner.” “Yes, the Rabys are coming.” “Well, be sure to get inoculated.”
Truly it is said, Reading broadens a person. I would never have thought of these predicaments had I not picked up this book. 

Thursday, March 06, 2014

Men were needed for combat during WWII, so my mother enlisted and used her artistic skills as a draftsman. She worked in the Pentagon, drafting situation maps for the Joint Chiefs of Staff and President Roosevelt. For her contribution to the war effort, she was awarded the Legion of Merit, the highest non-combat medal.
She saved a couple drafting triangles. One of them had on it: PROPERTY AIR FORCE US ARMY. She liked it because it dated back to the time before the Air Force was an independent force.
She used it for years, gave it to me, and I used it for many years. Some time back, I noticed that the triangle wasn’t lying flat. It was bulging and buckling, so I put it in the bottom of a drawer to flatten it.
This morning I opened the drawer and found the plastic was disintegrating. Pretty good, you consider it was about 70 years old.
Now it has returned to the soil, as we all will some day. 

legion of merit:: link
legion of merit recipients: link


Wednesday, March 05, 2014

My heart just bleeds for this poor man. He wanted an extra napkin at Mickey D’s, and they didn’t give him one. This caused him such anguish that he is suing for $1.5m. Heck, just thinking about McDonald’s causes me anguish, how much can I sue for?
LINK

Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Commemorate Vivaldi’s birthday.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

有時候我也會一大早起床 ~ 有圖為證。拍完又爬進被窩,這也不在話下。Proof that I do sometimes get up at the crack of dawn. Then I very sensibly crawl back into the blankets. Moon and Venus, with the rising sun coming. 月下有金星,日未出。

Sunday, February 23, 2014

臺灣真是修行地!修,要除三毒:貪、嗔、癡。為了讓我們了解三毒,天天有人現身說法顯貪、嗔、癡。國民黨貪,民進黨嗔,兩黨極度癡。

Friday, February 21, 2014

Just love Deuteronomy, the poetry, the sweetness, the rosiness. Here’s a great quote, from 28:42: Swarms of locusts will take over all your trees and the crops of your land.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

招供:陶老師上課也會打盹。上清德法師舉辦的「成佛之道研習營」,內容精闢,但實在太睏,雖然很努力記筆記,但眼皮不聽話。
「結使煩惱」居然寫成這樣~~~赧!


Tuesday, February 11, 2014

今天臺灣最常講的一句話:「好冷!」無妄齋五度。五年來第一次穿襪子!The most frequent sentence in Taiwan today: It’s cold! 5C, cold and rainy. I put on socks for the first time in five years.
it gets colder than this, but today really feels cold.

Thursday, February 06, 2014

十一年前,烏來的畢卡索:泰雅畫家鐵木送我三張畫,至今猶珍藏,百看不厭。Eleven years ago, the Tayal painter Temu Yasa, the Picasso of Wulai, gave me three of his paintings. I treasure them.

Tuesday, February 04, 2014

今早到坪林清德法師的道場,紹印精舍,參加一天的共修,迎接新年。回家路上我們決定轉進屈尺,因為我們看到路邊牌子寫「阿黎氏沉香會館」,愛沉香,所以很好奇:聽說有下午茶,晚餐要預約,因時料做菜。
先講不好的:茶不怎麼樣,咖啡平平,但環境超塵。寬敞的空間擺古董桌椅,已經殊勝;更誇張的是,兩百五十年前,乾隆皇帝御賜太醫的「尚德堂」書房,整間從安徽搬到屈尺。一般清朝風格太多雕蟲小技,而尚德堂大方、精緻、裝飾恰到好處。現在臺灣缺乏的就是個「雅」字,而阿黎氏沉香會館可以彌補此遺憾。
加上,他們的沉香是頂級的。若有空,可到屈尺沐浴一番。link
We celebrated the fifth day of the New Year by spending the day in Buddhist ceremonies at a small temple in Pinglin. On the way back, we decided to investigate a new place in Gsyuw which apparently sells incense, as well as providing afternoon tea and dinner by reservation.
Frankly, the tea isn’t worth the trip, the coffee average. But the place itself is superior. You drink your mediocre coffee in a spacious hall decorated with superb antique Chinese furniture. What is more astonishing is the side room. About 250 years ago, the Emperor Chienlung presented his doctor with a study ~ the room ~ and it has been dismantled and moved from the mainland to Taiwan. Ching decoration runs to rococo, but the study is a perfect balance of structural beauty and apt ornamentation.
I almost forgot to mention the incense, which is refined to perfection. If you have a chance, be sure to spend some time there. 

Monday, February 03, 2014

今天與Watan Kahat到福山找林慶台牧師,他們正在打糯米做年糕,我們吃的不亦樂乎!全身麵粉方面~~
Today we went with Watan Kahat to Kmaloci village to visit Nolay Piho, the star of Sediq Bale, back to his secret identity as pastor and, in his own words, 野人/wild man. They were pounding rice into cakes, and we all got stuffed and covered with flour. 

Friday, January 31, 2014

萬馬犇馳啟盛局

億年勤修成正果
Happy Horses!

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

The gun lobby is doing a wonderful job! In the United States every year, ten thousand children and adolescents are killed or injured by guns every year. Over 7,000 are treated or die in hospitals from gun wounds, and another 3,000 die before they make it to the hospital. Think of the profit! The NRA must be so proud!
The mortality rate from firearms in the U.S. is nearly 10 times higher than the rates in other wealthy nations. In the first 14 school days of 2014 alone, there were at least seven school shootings. See what a good job the gun lobby is doing?
Keep pretending that guns can protect freedom in a digital age, and keep the profits rolling in for the people who sell guns and ammunition. A child’s freedom to live cannot compare with the industry’s need for profit.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

「衣服要新,朋友要舊。」鋸木時,有人喊門:大驚喜!我老友軋輅吩咐娜魯灣幫我與撒毖做兩件達彥的衣服。穿新衣過新年!ㄇ懷西木把賴!!A wonderful surprise today: Naluwan and Qosun came with Tayal tops for us, at the behest of my old friend Qalux ~ he chose the fabric and his wife Naluwan sewed them. A great start for the coming new year! Mhway simu balay!!

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

本週一、二到桃園少輔院舉行成長營,主要工作是家族系統排列。院生幾乎都是問題家庭的產兒,所以非常需要理清很多事,但也是因為問題嚴重,所以防衛很完備。他們很努力,也有收穫,也可真把我們累的像十萬公里的輪胎:回家倒下去睡了十一小時。
The blogosphere has been clearer for the last several days: we were very busy preparing for a two day workshop at the Reformatory, the 20th and 21st. This workshop involved Family Systemic Constellation. I wouldn’t say that all of the boys in the Reformatory come from troubled homes, only about 99.9%, so working on the family is of first importance. But because their families are so (if you don’t mind my slipping into technical jargon) messed up, they have very strong defense mechanisms, and progress was necessarily slow. But they did try, they did learn, and a good time was had by all.
Working with these boys is fulfilling but exhausting; once we got home I slept for eleven hours.

Monday, January 13, 2014

現代科技真的很進步,連電扶梯的扶手都能講話。我們坐高鐵到新竹,高鐵站裏的電扶梯的扶手一再安慰我們說,「本扶手已經消毒。」沒想到一個扶手會這樣體貼!
PS:旅遊可以增廣見識。現在才知道扶手是母的。至少,那個親切的扶手的聲音是女的

Friday, January 10, 2014

西伯利亞環境酷寒,熊狼之地,Eveny族在這裏靠馴鹿過生活。年輕Eveny人說不想住村子:「村子好無聊,甚麼都不能做,只能呆著看電視。」
The Eveny live in harsh Siberia, home of wolves and bears. A young Eveny herder expressed his distaste for settling down in a village: “It’s boring in the village. There’s nothing to do but sit around and watch television.” 

based on Vitebsky, The Reindeer People  

Thursday, January 09, 2014

早上兩點多,Tlahuy開始吠,跟著Byajing也吠了,當然Yumin就衝出去吠號號乎乎嗷嗚嗚嗚!細雨濛濛,空氣很冷,被窩暖暖,睡意猶重,不想理。TlahuyByajing已經不吠,但Yumin一直吠,只好拿手電筒照,甚麼也沒看見。或許是山豬,也可能是野狗,要不然孤魂野鬼,但也許是…不知道。不知道Yumin看到甚麼。
不知道狗兒看到甚麼。他們能講話告訴我們,多好。
Yumin說,「雅爸,好可怕,一個妖怪,比你們汽車還大,十八個眼睛,眼中有火光,十個獠牙,長如雅爸的拉烙,殺氣騰騰,可是本皮狗一點也不怕,我很勇敢地衝出去,妖怪知道厲害,就逃跑了,我還很勇敢地追到外面去了,確定妖怪不敢再來!我是一個很勇敢的皮狗!」
Byajing說,「雅爸,我沒看到甚麼,可是兩個哥哥吠,我當然要助陣!」
Tlahuy說,「雅爸,不好意思,我夢到我年輕時來擾的那四隻野狗,夢中一吠,把全家都吠醒了,不好意思,沒事。」
2 AM, Tlahuy started barking, and Byajing followed suit. In a moment, Yumin charged out barking at top volume. It was drizzling and cold, the blankets were dry and warm, I really didn’t want to pay them any attention. But Yumin kept barking, so I finally got a flashlight to investigate. Nothing. It could have been a boar, or a stray dog, maybe a wandering ghost, or whatever. I wonder what Yumin saw.
I wonder what the dogs saw. If only they could talk.
Yumin: “Yaba, it was terrible, a horrid monster with eighteen eyes blazing in the night, with ten fangs, each one longer and sharper than your laraw, but I wasn’t afraid! I gallantly rushed forward, and the monster knew it had met its match, so it ran away, but I bravely chased after it to make sure it would never come back! What a brave beagle am I!”
Byajing: “Yaba, I didn’t see anything, but my brothers barked, so of course I had to join in." 
Tlahuy: "Yaba, sorry, I dreamed about those four strays that threatened us when I was young. I barked in my sleep, and I was so loud I woke everybody up. Sorry, everything's okay."

Monday, January 06, 2014

A self-respecting person who holds his head high is not going to become an alcoholic or doper, is not going to make trouble or break laws, and is most likely to be a productive, useful citizen.
In other words, promoting tribal languages benefits the whole society.

Saturday, January 04, 2014

陳水扁唯恐天下不亂,但膽子、謀略、視野不足以亂天下,只能亂臺灣。
若他有手腕,當年應遊說上海、福州、廈門市長:「閣下處境與臺灣相似,卻不同內地。與其聽北京指示,不如建立滬閩臺聯盟。」
時機已錯過,已經沒有那種形勢,但如果那樣的話,就很有看頭。

Thursday, January 02, 2014

IMHO, this is reasonable. In 1938, average annual income was US$1731, a new house US$3,900, a new car $860, and a year tuition at Harvard US$420. In other words, a new house cost about two years and three month’s pay. A new car cost roughly six month’s pay, and a year at Harvard only about three month’s pay.
Nowadays, the average annual income per household in the US is about $50,000. A new house costs roughly $800,000, A new car costs an average of $31,252, and a year tuition at Harvard $32557; if you include room and board, because it’s nice to eat when you go to college, the figure is $47100.
So now a new house costs 16 years’ pay, a new car about six month’s pay, and a year tuition at Harvard a little more than six month’s pay.
臺灣算平均年薪三十七萬元。平均房價是二十三萬元一坪,三十坪就要七百萬左右,所以買房子要吃掉十八年半的薪水。(臺北市平均房價是六十五萬五千一坪,三十坪一千九百六十五萬,只要工作五十三年,把所有薪水交給建商,就有自己一棟房子,真窩心。)一台Toyota Camry約八十五萬臺幣,Altis要六十五萬,算兩年薪水吧。唸哈佛一年要百萬上下。還好我們家三個小朋友追貓咪不必念大學。
happy new year to all. 

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

黃昏從臺北回山上,先到忠治部落外的Yummy小吃店吃義大利麵、喝咖啡,真好吃!
回家過烏來部落,遇到娜魯彎,要去接她老公軋輅下班。過Ive家看到Miko與小SabiyMiko問我們要不要跨年?我們說,不玩那些。她說,回家躺在床上睡也是跨年。有道理!
沒燄火、不湊熱鬧、沒有擁擠的人群,沒有淹沒腳板的垃圾;吃的很飽,跟鄰居寒暄,回家小狗迎接,跟老婆喝茶,這是最美好的跨年。
祝大家平安,喜氣洋洋。
We came back from the city at dusk, and had dinner at a little restaurant perched over the valley at Kayu. Coming through Ulay village, we came across Naluwan, going to pick up her husband Qalux after work. Then we passed Ive’s house, where his wife Miko and daughter Sabiy wished us well, and asked how we were going to celebrate the new year. Nothing, we said. Miko said, Lying in bed asleep is a good way to celebrate the new year. Agreed.
No noisy fireworks, no pulsing crowds; a filling dinner, quiet chats with neighbors, dogs to welcome us home, and tea with the wife, this is the best new year’s celebration for me.
Best wishes to all for the coming year. 

Saturday, December 28, 2013

洋猩曰,一切男子皆女生
何以說之?
易耳,
請問,
哪一個男子不是女人生的?

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

行憲紀念日快樂

Sunday, December 22, 2013

最近看到有人列出「十大惡人」。一方面,狠狠地罵人,抒洩內心的惡毒,一方面,罵得越凶就越證明自己是大聖人。
我無取于斯。我不想知道他們認為其它的惡人是誰,我寧想十大善人。大善人,不必列那些捐大錢的人,因為他們已經得到了宣揚。
要我列大善人,我第一個想到一位默默無聞的少年。幾年前,他混黑道,錢來得很輕鬆;錢的來原在此不細述,但日夜花天酒地,錢用不完。經過感化,他痛改前非,離開以前的伙伴,搬到中南部找工作。工作,是在工地搬磚塊。看倌搬過磚塊嗎?工作極其辛苦,卻沒有地位,人人頤指氣使,天天低聲下氣。他每天累的不成人形,賺的錢一點點,勉強夠吃簡單的菜。
他這樣改變自己的生活,是多麼不容易的事!沒有哪一個單位給他表揚,但我心中很誠摯地佩服。

Friday, December 20, 2013

討論大陸與臺灣的青少年。法師說,

「四、五十歲的臺灣父母把孩子當寵物,只有寵愛,沒有管教。」

Thursday, December 19, 2013

臺灣的民主,被怒吼犧牲掉。

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

今天聽到:「沒有人要吃紫米,因為假的太多。政府無能,沒辦法管食品安全。」
政府要管事,那麼民眾拼命騙人,連紫米也造假,難道這些經營假貨的人沒責任嗎?我們百姓有沒有守法的義務?或者樣樣事情罵政府就盡了我們的責任?
古代的理想是「無為而治」。政府可無為,因為百姓各司其職,安分守己,不逾矩;孔子說「必也使無訟乎」就是百姓潔身自愛、誠實守法。
美國憲法的設計,說穿了就是盼望政府能力不要太強;美國人至今怕政府能力太強,因為能力強就管太多。
昔云,國家興亡,匹夫有責。

今云,國家興亡,匹夫都責備。

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

My mother taught painting in a high security penitentiary. The inmates taught her, Say law, never say justice.

Monday, December 09, 2013

I ran across a magnificently euphonic phrase today: early Xochipala Olmec art.
Read that again, and listen to the vowels, the cadence. You can remove the early, and just say
Xochipala Olmec art. A mellifluous phrase, well worth repeating daily. 

Sunday, December 08, 2013

December 8 is National Brownie Day. Let’s get our priorities straight, people. I mean, really, how important can Christmas be when you’ve got a National Brownie Day?
You have to know what’s important in life.
:-目
In Taiwan, what passes for brownies, 布朗尼, is more like devil’s food cake. The best place for real brownies is cocoBrownies: here::

Thursday, December 05, 2013

臺北小市民生活歷史綴筆,投報篇
到七十年代,站扗新生南路、信義路口,可以看到觀音山、大屯山、中正山、七星山、陽明山、拇指山、以及南邊崢嶙峋的雪山山脈,無比美。
視野那麼寬廣,因為臺北房子很少超過四層樓,很少人家有電梯,爬樓梯,無形促進國民健康。
很多房子頂樓加蓋,形成另一個城市面。扗頂樓,可以看很遠,但看不到街路巷弄、看不到車輛行人、看不到幾個招牌,卻看到很多空中花園,另有天地。
由于報禁,每天報紙兩三大張,比較不浪費紙,也比較不浪費民眾的時間。送報紙的,多數是老兵,一大早騎著笨重腳踏車大街小巷送報。送到樓上怎麼辦呢?不難!把報紙一捲,手一揮,就把報紙投到陽臺上。他們奇準無比:二樓、三樓、四樓,一樓一樓投進陽臺,很少掉落。我住忠孝東路巷子裏一棟四樓的二樓,一樓空了多年,但囤積在一樓庭院的落雁報,不到十分。
早上睡意猶濃,聽到陽臺玻璃「噔」一聲,就知道報紙飛上來了。
Up until the 1980s, from downtown Taipei you had a good panoramic view of the mountains surrounding the city. You could see all the way down to 三峽 Sanhsia and the beautiful peaks marking the southern edge of the Taipei basin. This was because few buildings were more than four stories.
In the days before the press was released upon the public, newspapers were only two or three sheets. They were delivered by old soldiers, mostly, who pedaled their heavy bikes up and down the streets and alleys at the crack of dawn. To deliver papers to upper floors, they would twist the paper, cock their arms, and let fly. Their aim was astonishing. They would send their newspapers winging up to the second, third, and fourth floor balconies, with rarely a miss.
Early in the morning before the sun began to shine, a thunk! on the balcony glass doors would announce the arrival of the morning’s paper.

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Udis?
You would hardly expect it, but for religious tolerance, few countries can top Azerbaijan, which is 96% Muslim.
LINK
post 2500!

Sunday, December 01, 2013

教育、國之本:a country stands or falls on how well it educates its citizens: ALL its citizens.
This is worth reading and pondering.LINK:
also worth learning about: toxic stress.LINK::

Saturday, November 30, 2013

伊能嘉矩著「平埔族調查旅行」記載大屯莊(今淡水市靠北的屯山里)的情形:
大屯社原是漢人所命名的,社蕃自稱Keipakton(圭北屯社)‧…大部分的社蕃已忘記自己的固有語言,只有一個六十一歲的老人,他是社內年齡最大的人,還記得一些蕃語:
          aohu
頭髮       aopa
耳朵       tsana
眼睛       mata
鼻子       arum
          arivun
          arei
          ahha
腹部       atten
一則感慨于語言的消失一則很懷疑怎麼那麼多a開頭的字我懷疑老人家是不是一直掏記憶鼻子。鼻子。阿~~鼻子叫做阿rum!
也許吧。
A hundred years ago, a Japanese anthropologist, Ino Kanori, recorded the last remembered words of the aborigines in northeastern Taipei:
Head = aohu; hair = aopa; nose = tsana; eyes = mata; nose = arum; mouth = arivun; hand = arei; foot = ahha; abdomen = atten.
On the one hand we perceive the tragedy of a vanished language. On the other hand, we wonder why so many words began with a? Visualize the serious anthropologist questioning the aged aborigine, who scratches his head and casts back for vocabulary that sank into forgetfulness decades before: nose, yes, yes, ah, ah, let’s see, nose, ah, ah, ah rum! and the serious anthropologist diligently records: nose = arum. 

Monday, November 25, 2013

後趙、石勒曰:大丈夫行事,宜磊磊落落,如日月皎然。
In 322AD, Shih Le, founder of the Later Chao dynasty, said, When a real man does things, that should be as direct and powerful as a rockfall, as clear and open as the sun and moon. 

通鑑九五、一

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Fascinating: A young boy buried 24,000 years ago in Mal’ta, near Lake Baikal, has DNA that matches Western European genes, and also matches the DNA of about 25% of living Native Americans.

Friday, November 22, 2013

People my age will be among the last to have personal memories of the Kennedy assassination.
I was in fifth grade in Stoneman Elementary School in San Marino, California, which in those days was so conservative that the John Birch Society was suspected of having leftist sympathies. We were not only Democrats, but also named Talovich, so obviously we were dirty Russian commies: case proved. Fortunately, I was too dense to take much notice of this. (San Marino in those days was lily white, populated by good solid Republicans with good solid names like Smith, Taylor, Hunter, Miller, and for variety Vosburg. The racial minority at Stoneman was a Jewish family trying to pass under the name Bloom, and then the Yugovich twins, Eddy Godycki, and Talovich. The Yugoviches were of course highly suspicious, but at least they voted Republican, and although Eddy Godycki was a Democrat, and clearly a dirty Rusky commie, he also kept up on all the latest television shows, which removed a bit of suspicion about his loyalty, but the Taloviches read books instead of watching television, which proved that we were dirty Rusky commies.)
That day we were in class when the principal came in, whispered something to the teacher, and then both of them turned and gave me a long look. My immediate reaction was, Uh-oh, what’s my brother done now? Years later I realized they looked at me because I was the highly suspicious Democrat.
A few minutes later, a public announcement was made that John F Kennedy, the President of the United States, had been assassinated in Dallas, Texas. We were let out of class, and all the students milled about on the playground in confusion. We had never had a President assassinated before, and didn’t know what we should do. A kid came over with the news, “Eddie Godycki’s crying!” For a moment we were all stunned by the shame of a boy crying in public, and the next moment, every kid on the whole playground was crying, tears streaming down our faces, our tribute to our fallen President.
Amitabha, rest in peace.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

顏氏家訓、勉學:
梁朝全盛之時,貴遊子弟,多無學術…‧無不熏衣剃面,傅粉施朱,駕長簷車,跟高齒屐,坐棋子方褥,憑斑絲隱囊,列器玩於左右,從容出入,望若神仙。…當爾之時,亦快士也。及離亂之後,朝市遷革,銓衡選舉,非復曩者之親;當路秉權,不見昔時之黨。求諸身而無所得,施之世而無所用。被褐而喪珠,失皮而露質,兀若枯木,泊若窮流,鹿獨戎馬之間,轉死溝壑之際。當爾之時,誠駑材也。

漢唐盛世,讀書人可投筆從戎,錚錚佼佼丈夫也。至宋理後,白臉書生主世,中華力衰勢弱。但至少,古代白臉書生,望之翩翩欲仙,而今之白臉書生,低頭族耳,彎腰駝背,甚無氣勢。

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

手彈棉被已經不容易找到,但二十年前在三重李大川買的幾床被,墊被好像古代雅士的胸懷:自有山壑。講白一點,都是窟窿。最近訂了一床八斤的雙人墊被,今天去拿了。她們裝棉被套好像變魔術,一攤二綁三翻好了。新的墊被很厚很酥很想趕快關電腦去睡。It’s hard to find old-style handmade cotton blankets anymore, but Li Dachuan in Sanchung still makes them. We had a nice thick foundation blanket made, and picked it up today. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sleep.
李大川棉被店
新北市三重區重新路一段71
02 2972 3320

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

This is hardly surprising: a white supremacist took a DNA test and found out that he’s part black. This is even less surprising: he doesn’t believe the results of the test, once they’re out.
People who hate exorbitantly generally know they have that trait themselves. So what does this tell us about those vile church people in Wichita who defile funerals howling Dog Hates Figs?

Irony is delicious. 

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy: “We now conclude that independent expenditures, including those made by corporations, do not give rise to corruption or the appearance of corruption. That speakers may have influence over or access to elected officials does not mean that those officials are corrupt. And the appearance of influence or access will not cause the electorate to lose faith in this democracy.”

Monday, November 11, 2013

Saturday, November 09, 2013

安皇帝隆安三年、北魏拓跋珪問博士李先曰:「天下何物最善,可以益人神智?」對曰:「莫若書籍。」珪曰:「書籍凡有幾何,如何可集?」對曰:「自書契以來,世有滋益,以至於今,不可勝計。苟人主所好,何憂不集!」珪從之,命郡縣大索書籍,悉送平城。
In 399 AD, Kui, the ruler of the Toba Hsienpei kingdom Northern Wei, asked the learned man Li Hsian, “What is the best thing in the whole world, which can improve people’s spirit and knowledge?” Li answered, “Nothing better than books.” The ruler asked, “How many books are there? How can they be gathered?” Li answered, “Since the invention of writing, books have multiplied generation after generation, so by now, there are more than can be counted. If the ruler considers this good, there is no need to worry that they will not gather.” The ruler followed his words. He ordered local officials to gather books and send them to the capital. 

通鍵百十一、二下

Friday, November 08, 2013

LINK  << Interesting information that dog breeds originated in Southeast Asia. But Byajing says this is nothing new, she knew it all along.

Wednesday, November 06, 2013

custom hearse


I wouldn’t be seen dead in a hearse like this.